65 (2023)

midnight_hum on 3/26/2023 Reply  ·  Like  ·  (0 likes)

One of the most boring movies I've ever seen

SpecialtyOfMe on 5/9/2023 Reply  ·  Like  ·  (0 likes)

I have trouble being generous with reviewing these movies, and I always have trouble knowing where to start. Because, everything is very confusing. This.. was a try not to laugh challenge. AND THIS, was an unfinished movie. Although It wasnt, it definitely felt like it was. First, the directors didn’t know where to go, so they kept adding ideas. I’ve noticed I have started repeating that a lot, because I swear the directors in the movies I’ve seen recently must all know each other…They keep having the same randomness just in different forms in these movies. The main character didnt even have a name either…huh…alright?Moving on, when directors can keep in mind not to use the ‘foreign child’ trope, and ultimately not ruin it…is nice. In this case, not making the foreign child named ‘Koa’ occasionally say random language, and then understanding English apparently. There was no context or backstory to anything. This movie was so laughable that it seemed like with every poke and prod that happened to Adam Driver (the actor) and Koa, when not being an npc repeating Adam Driver’s dialogue, or two words. had an excuse by the directors to moan and groan, LOl. Adam Driver must have been drunk, because the dude t couldn’t even stand for two seconds. Honestly, this movie was slow and just truly stupid. The jumpscares were predictable, although it got me a couple times. The only thing I somewhat liked about this movie was the soundtrack. (Danny Elfman carried) The concept of this whole thing sounded cool, but it just wasnt executed right. The setting was aswell not laid out right. I can’t believe this movie was so goofy that I almost busted out laughing to the floor… (which I haven’t done IN YEARS) Adam driver is still a mediocre actor, and I expected a little bit better from him. I wondered when the movie would end. I even thought this movie would make me enjoy dinosaurs a little bit more that is sadly not true. I want to add the casting of Adam driver also a little weird. I’ll admit I did like the first opening of the movie before the credits, thennn it got worse…Adding on, the team also tried to make the end credits emotional too (which I found weird), ‘funny parts’ weren’t even funny, and I didn’t even realize what was happening half the time?? LOL…The movie was so bad you forget there’s a couple cute moments All in all, everything was conveniently placed, but they couldn’t even do that right, because it still had plot holes. So, this was one goofy movie. And, this ended up being memed to death by me and my friend. But, I’m glad I could laugh so hard.

SpecialtyOfMe on 5/9/2023 Reply  ·  Like  ·  (0 likes)

TLDR: Self explanatory 1 and a half stars…