Star Wars: The Last Jedi vs. Jurassic Park III

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Screw both of these options... do I have to pick one?... okay, fine. Jurassic 3 is only half the runtime so the suffering isn't as dragged out...

Jurassic Park III is more fun but there both pretty dumb.

Jurassic Park III is a mixed bag, but it's short and while it's riddled with awful moments, it also had its share of fun ones. Not only that, but introducing that friggin' Spinosaurus. Ok, fuck that fight with the motherfuckin' T-Rex, which is way more motherfuckin' than only friggin' Spinosaurus, but it's awesome to see it. And the pterodactyl. Yeah yeah, far from good, but still better than The Last Jedi, which is boring as hell and annoying as fuck.

Last Jedi easy, and I'm not even a fan of that film. Jurassic Park 3 is completely boring and dull.