Vampyres vs. Halloween

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on 6/29/2010

Vampyres is the greatest lesbian vampire movie ever made. I've watched it numerous times and it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it's erotically unimpeachable. Halloween is ballyhooed as a great horror movie, but it's not even the most entertaining slasher movie I've seen. Vampyres has a lesbian shower scene that alone pounds Halloween to dust. I can't really call Vampyres scary, and its theme music isn't as memorable as Halloween's, but when you're dealing with hot lesbian vampires so many other things seem insignificant. Michael Myers just can't compete. (NOTE: Jamie Lee Curtis is hot in Trading Places and even True Lies, but she doesn't do anything sexy in Halloween that I recall.)