Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! vs. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

KingofPain

on 5/8/2011

There's actually a stage of movie watcher evolution where a person realizes that Faster, Pussycat! is indisputably one of the greatest films ever made. They also understand that Crystal Skull is an irredeemable abomination. I have reached that stage. (NOTE: I know, I know. Not everybody likes killer Go Go dancer movies. However, if a person watches enough movies and meditates on what he/she has learned, the superior movie magic of Faster, Pussycat! will still shine like the sun. Crystal Skull is the abyss.)