Dead Poets Society vs. Spider-Man 3

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fuck the dance sequence and magic piano fingers that goes on too far and becomes and imbarressment to everyone

Dead Poets Society is so dreary and trite that I always wanted to "seize" the remote control whenever it came on and find something else to watch. Spider-Man 3 is awful, too, but not in the same competently constructed way that Dead Poets Society is. No, Spider-Man 3 appears to have been scripted by someone with multiple personalities, all of which spent a lot of time drinking. Maybe everyone should "seize the day" and a spend their time watching better movies than than either of these two crapfests. (Dead Poets Society wins because of its inspiring motto. Which I stole, ironically.)

This one is so Dead Poets Society that it doesn't need an explanation.