Jackass: The Movie vs. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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I almost don't feel like Jackass should be in here, but I guess that it IS a movie, so... Okay, since about the late '90s I've been sick of Johnnie Depp, Jack Sparrow's okay, but yeah, his Willy Wonka sucked and then some, ruined a movie that never needed to be remade in the first place, anyhoo... So, yeah, Jackass has without the most painful scene in movie history, okay, maybe the hobbling dcene from Misery squeaks by as first, but the uppercut scene in Jackass went beyond scarring me for life, that's some movie magic, Jaws had nothing on that baby.

Sorry, edit, paper cut not uppercut.