Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker vs. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

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Zombie franchises lurching forward, numbly chanting "Moneyyyy, moneyyyy..."

Which is about as quintessentially human as anything ever. Aside from eating, shitting, and fucking. Maybe.

Ugh. I'm a big Star Wars and Harry Potter fan so you can tell how disappointed these two made me. I think the cast (minus the oldies in Star Wars) and production of Crimes is better. And while it was painfully dull, yes, it was easy to follow. Rise Of Skywalker was confusing, rushed and downright unsatisfying!