Creep vs. The Ring

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Maan, Creep isn't representative of London Underground at all. The real horrors are far too harsh to mention...without the use of chorus that is! 1... 2... 1, 2, 3, 4 ##Soooome people might like to get a train to work/ or drive in in a Beamer or a Merc/ Some guys like to travel in by bus/ but I can't be bothered with the fuss -- today, I gotta take my bike/ 'cause once again the Tube's on strike/ The greedy bastards want extra pay/ for sitting on their ARSE all day/ even though they earn 30k/ So I'm standing here in the pouring rain... WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING TRAIN? London Underground, London Underground! They're all lazy fucking useless cunts! London Underground, London Underground! (They're all greedy cunts; I wanna shoot them all with a riiifle!)## Oh, that really takes me back to A-Level days. (Wa wa waaankers, they're all wankers. Take your Oyster card and shove it up your arsehole.)