Logan vs. John Wick

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Wow, second matchup made me pause. Two butt-kicking action movies, but Logan has more story to it. So Logan it is.

(Charles) I know I may be old, and I know you wipe my ass, but you must protect the girl. Oh Logan VERSE 1 (Wolverine) Wake up drunk to the sound of a bang, Lay the f***in' smack down on this Mexican gang. Drivin' a limo to afford to pay for Charles' meds, And a boat to keep the world safe from his head. (Caliban) He's got both fists, with their claws out, Now he's gonna slice some throats like some Muslim goats. That's the girl that, Charles talked about, And she's got blades that poke through the henchmens' scrotes. (Wolverine) Donald tells me all the truth, Spewing words through his gold tooth. They spawned her with DNA, That belongs to me. CHORUS (Laura) Donde estas? I need your a**, Logan. Just keep your word, She paid you good, Gabriela. We've got to slay, To keep them away, And get to Eden someday. Don't use your head, Or we'll be dead, Xavier. VERSE 2 (Wolverine) On the road for days as the body count rises, Laura shoplifts, she's full of surprises. Now we're searching for a place from a comic book, What the f***'s the point to look? (Caliban) I've been kidnapped, and tortured, They use me to track the mutants, track 'em down. Logan's evil clone, 24 yeah, They release him to raise hell, as I yell j****! (Wolverine) My wounds barely heal these days, Charles got nailed now I feel crazed. All that I've left in the world, Is this little girl. CHORUS (Laura) Donde estas? I need your a**, Logan. Just keep your word, She paid you good, Gabriela. We've got to slay, To keep them away, And get to Eden someday. Don't use your head, Or we'll be dead, Xavier. Lo-lo-logan, Lo-lo-logan Lo-lo-lo-lo-logan, Lo-lo-lo-lo-logan BRIDGE (Donald) I love you Wolverine, I'm your biggest fan, But I'll kick you in the face if you mess with my plan. I have to get our assets back with Zander's crew, And dispose of them with a clone of you. Don't protect them kids, I think that's fair, Or we'll kill all your friends without a care. Chase them into Canada, and deport their butts, I just hope they don't resist, or rupture my guts. CHORUS (Laura) Donde estas? I need your a**, Logan. Just keep your word, She paid you good, Gabriela. We've got to slay, To keep them away, And get to Eden someday. Don't use your head, Or we'll be dead, Xavier. Lo-lo-logan, Lo-lo-logan Lo-lo-lo-lo-logan, Lo-lo-lo-lo-logan

Two great films. Logan 3-0

John Wick is such a soulless and meaningless movie. Logan blends together gritty comic book action and emotion!

Closing my eyes picking John Wick and not thinking about it.