Juno vs. Signs

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My God. OK. Signs is an idiotic movie. I actually think it is more contrived, obnoxious and full of elephant crap than Juno, which is a hefty feat. Out of all of M. Night Shyamalan's mostly atrocious cinematic output that I've seen, Signs manages to reach the most epic levels of sheer inanity. From Mel Gibson's completely unconvincing theological whining to the brain-blistering stupidity of the "Swing away!" climax, Signs is a monumental boil on the ass of cinematic dignity. I despise Signs absoultely. Juno is almost as appalling, but it lacks Shyamalan's special brand of clueless arrogance to really suck into immortality.

JRM
JRM

. . . I loved Signs. Lol. I think a lot of love went into creating that movie and it shows. I could care less about the ending -- it was the journey that stayed with me. And I also liked Juno, but no where as much as Signs.