Twilight vs. The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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While I hate to even admit that I have seen not just one, but both of these movies, it also means that I am free to say that New Moon is way less offensive than Twilight.

Not only do I hate to admit that I've seen both these movies, I also hate to admit I've seen Eclipse and liked it the best. But between these two I like New Moon. For all the lameness of the Twilight movies, the books are worse. They made me want to take an ice pick to my eyes.

Both horrible movies, but the werewolves are so much better to look at than the pale vampires.

Team Jacob ftw!

Its like choosing between whether to have chlamydia or gonorrhoea

Team Jacob i guess? not even my ex girlfriend liked these films but we did watch them.

New Moon because the cringe is a lot less potent the second time.