Underworld vs. Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

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Underworld barely registers in my memory, which at least means that it wasn't offensive enough to my tastes for me to remember it. I'd like to be able to forget that The Phantom Menace ever existed, but its stink will haunt my soul for ever and ever. Also, Kate Beckinsale in her Goth battle gear is more appealing than Natalie Portman wearing pretty much anything, let alone the absurd ornamentation they slapped on her in The Phantom Menace.

Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace