The Chronicles of Riddick vs. Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

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on 9/4/2010

Fuck. Either the (potentially) worst Star Wars film, or that out-of-place Pitch Black sequel. Ill give it to Riddick, if only for the originality

on 12/18/2010

You have the chose between pain inducing constipation (Riddick) or you can choose butt clenching diarrhea (Attack of the Clones). How do you determine what kind of crap is better? In the end best chose would be diarrhea. Crap is crap, but at least diarrhea will give you an interesting ride on the way out.

on 12/21/2012

Damn, man. That's harsh, but I do hate both of these films to some degree. Riddick was terrible, but it is an easily ignored sequel to a movie that was great on its own. I've never even particularly cared for the new star wars trilogy and only saw Episode II because I was on a date. I guess I'm even more bitter that Lucas took my money than Twohey. Riddick gets the vote by a nose.