Super Mario Bros. vs. Star Wars

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STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS STAR WARS! God, Super Mario Bros sucked.

This is a question???

... monkey! :D

This ain't no game.

Mario can go fuck himself. Sonic always owned his bitch ass. Where's my fucking emulator? I'm gonna Green Hill the night away.

The problem with Sonic games is they stopped being fun after the first stage. It's awesome at first because it starts out letting you run the whole level, but then suddenly there's a zone where the momentum comes screeching to a halt and you have to rely on molasses-like platforming.

Pretty much what UncleFok said. Sonic just sucked; most of his fans are just teenager boys, and y'know what this mean. Super Mario Maker was a excellent game; 2006's Sonic game was just a proof that Sonic's dead.

Sonic sucks, the Mario movie sucks but Star Wars is bloody awesome!