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ugh. two terrible sequels. i wish there was a "pass" button
Both of these movies can kiss my left nut. I don't know which I hate more, but I'm sure when I hit "Submit Comment," Flickchart will pick one for me. My guess is that Pirates is higher on my chart, because man, there is some all-time awful acting in Hayden Christensen's "performance."
If you dress up like a CLOWN and put GLASSES on your dick to read a BOOK under WATER during a time travel in Bahamas at the Medieval Era, it will make more sense than watching both movies. But i guess Attack Of The Clones didn't made me snore that much.
Attack of the Clones is better than all 3 POTC films.
Awful acting and atrocious dialogue VS. Bloated piece of crap with zero logic. I agree with Showtimebr, at least Attack of the Clones didn't feel like endless torture.
Clones wasn't great....but compared to Pirates 3....it's f'in Citizen Kane...
Yeah, I'm going with Attack of the Clones.
on Apr 17
Sure, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End is incomprehensible garbage, but...actually, I can't think of anything to say in its defense. Wait, Keira Knightley did look pretty cute in her little pirate outfit. There, I knew I could find something positive to say about the movie. I'm still choosing Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, though. Yes, its acting was subpar, and the writing was cringe-worthy; but at least I could keep track of what the hell was going on in the story.
Pirates 3...I actually really like it.