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Napoleon Dynamite's jokes were played out before I was subjected to the film. That's not to say that any of the jokes ever elicited laughter from little old me, because none did. It is to say that I had gone from disinterest straight to seething hatred prior to actually seeing the movie. Someone'd brought it in for one of the times we had nothing to do in Choir, and imagine my excitement when I got wind of the fact that we wouldn't be finishing up the other half of it. Oh, I could go on, but I will leave it there and turn my hatred toward Spy Kids 3-D. Out of morbid curiosity, I sat through some of this utter abomination, amazed at how one star after another fell flat on his/her face due to the movie being such a bunch of bollocks. Don't play to see either movie in full at any point in my life, but if I had to see one the whole way through, I'd be quick to choose Napoleon Dynamite.
Napoleon. Spy Kids only had 3-D. The rest of it sucked. Napoleon was great in itself.
Napoleon is marginally less terrible.
Why would you rank them if you haven't finished them? I'm not in love with either of them, but I'm not offended by Napoleon Dynamite, so it wins this one.