Captain America: The First Avenger vs. Fantastic Four

Cleckley

on 8/14/2011

Ahhh, finally managed to generate this match-up. So here it is, Chris Evans is awesome. I mean the guy is just rockin' the cool. He's got the easy charisma and innate, frat-boy charm like no other (except Ryan Reynolds, who is actually the same person I think). That means, of course, that he is ideally positioned to play Johnny 'The Human Torch' Storm. It also means that (and here's where I, uh, 'flame on') he is the exact opposite of Captain Steven 'I'm so lame I could titty-fuck an evil supermodel in the midst of a plasma-storming, twilight firefight and still be boring' Rogers. Through the whole of First Avenger (while stile a good movie) I felt as though Chris Evans was fighting (and winning) against his own personality, just so he could play Captain Tediumerica. I'm happy that First Avenger turned out as well as it did, and I'm glad more and more people will recognize Evans as a superstar but, I wish it had been the real Chris Evans and not just Marvel's version of Clark 'superyawn' Kent. I mean, even in spite of all the criticism I kinda liked FA, and I should say it's better than the overly stupid FF, but, truth be told, FF has really grown on me, It's just quick, dumb fun.