My Neighbor Totoro vs. Ted

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Totoro should have smoked pot and talked about fucking Boston girls. That would have made it more whimsical.

Apparently, you missed the unrated version of My Neighbor Totoro.

^I bet the kids smoke a lot of weed in that version.

The kids smoke a lot of weed in the original version! How else would you explain that freakin' cat-bus?

^That's what I mean: in the unrated version, they actually SHOW it.

Ah, yes. And I'm sure that bag of seeds the little Totoro's carry around were not really seeds either.

Man, if you're riding a cat-bus, you just know you're on a TRIP.

Also, no wonder that she lost her shoe! Oh, the amount of jokes...

Id also expect them to make it clear that their mom was in the hospital from some sort of overdose. And Cheech and Chong would play the two girls.

You two need many years of therapy. Many, many, many f**kin' years of therapy.

Ted by all kinds of abuse...

Ted for me as well.

Caesar, don't pretend you couldn't forsee this madness! My people lay slain on the floor, and you looked to the side and let it happen! You see yourself as someone superior that I and the mystical spoon? All life is life, brother! And now, well, we're all dead. (somehow snaps own neck, leaving Caesar to contemplate his own life choices)

You have cut me to the quick, sir.