
Everybody knows the classic fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm. The premise of the forthcoming film Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, co-written and directed by Tommy Wirkola, is simple: Years have passed since that fateful day at the gingerbread house, and a grown-up Hansel and Gretel are now bounty hunters who kill witches for money all over the world.
Wow, what a terrible week. We’ve been pretty spoiled lately, especially with September usually being a dumping ground, that I guess we were due for a complete stinker of a week. The limited release Stone might be good but that’s about it.

Easily the worst movie poster of 2010 so far. Yes even worse than that Yogi Bear poster…
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I made it about half-way through the trailer thinking this could actually be cool. It looked like a movie about somebody who actually stole souls not people’s lives, so it would at least be interesting. Then the trailer had to go and reveal it’s just a silly serial killer slasher we’ve seen 100 times before.
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The Good: Diane Lane and John Malkovich. The Bad: Disney horse movie. Not sure which side will win out.
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Any movie from the team behind Anchorman will eventually get my money.
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Both wide releases this week are 107 minutes long and rated PG-13, which is about the most interesting thing I could possibly ever say about his flick.
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We picked a pretty lousy two week stretch to open this column with. Last week’s biggest release did $1.7 million at the US box office and this week’s hit $8 million. By all accounts Bad Lieutenant and Pirate Radio (aka The Boat That Rocked) are good movies, they just aren’t that sexy to kick a column off with (well, aside from stars Eva Mendes and January Jones).
So, here are this week’s new DVD, Blu-ray, and Netflix Instant Watch titles. Each film will include their Flickchart global statistics (when available), as well as three direct links to rank the title against similar movies (one good, one average and one bad) to help nail down where the movie belongs on your chart.