The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (Wednesday June 30) - Trailer
Every time I want to work up the energy to knock Twilight fans, I realize "Oh yeah, I am obsessed with Dolph Lundgren DTV movies." We all have our faults and guilty pleasures. The best explanation I can come up with the explain the insane fervor Twilight fans bring to the table is that it strikes the exact type of people who don't channel their energy to sports or political fanaticism. I personally won't be sleeping for the next week or two, so I can learn the exact moment LeBron James signs with the Bulls (hopefully). I know I'm not alone (both in Chicago and nationwide) and I don't feel the Twilight obsession people have is any more or less insane than that.
The Last Airbender (Thursday July 1) - Trailer
"The Last Airbender" is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here. - Roger Ebert
Easily my favorite Roger Ebert review since his epic call on Hollywood to show more naked bosoms in movies from his Black Dynamite Review.
Dan lives for five things: Movies, Jazz Rap, Statistics, Chili, and his family who have no idea how huge a nerd he really is. Like almost everybody else on this page, he has a job dealing with computer/internet-y things for a company he helped start after college. You can find him on Flickchart as espin39.