Posts Tagged ‘addiction’

I’m A Flickaholic

20, Feb 2010
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Hi. My name is Michael Osciak, and I’m a flickaholic.

Some doctors might claim that this isn’t a real addiction; but if Tiger Woods can have a fake addiction, then who’s to say that being addicted to ranking movies isn’t a real thing? Every time I’m on a computer, the first thing I do is open up Flickchart. I always like to have it ready so when I start getting the shakes, I can quickly do some matchups to feed the beast inside of me. Even though I know I’m addicted, I can’t help but wonder why I should quit when it’s so much fun to rank movies ranging from The Godfather, to Major League 2, to Norbit? How can I stop before my all-time list is complete? Schindler had his important list; I am slowly building mine. I wonder if someday they’ll make a movie about me having the most rankings on Flickchart? I can’t guarantee it, but I’m sure they’ll at least put me on a Wheaties box someday.

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What One Man Would Do If He Didn’t Have Flickchart…

28, Jan 2010
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“…if [Flickchart] ever folded, I’m fairly certain I’d embark on a new lifestyle of wandering the streets, hygiene long neglected, entreating strangers to allow me to fellate them in exchange for presenting me with a tiny poster of “Ulee’s Gold” alongside another tiny poster of “Caddyshack 2″, and that’s after I’d finally stopped convulsing and vomiting uncontrollably…”

via Vaguely Unpleasant. (aka: butthorn on Flickchart)

Good thing for you we’re not going anywhere, and we have a laundry list of new features to push, new films to add, and lots of excitement yet to come!